How to clean your necklace

Darling, How to Clean Your Pearls (Without Ruining Them Like Your Ex’s Reputation!)

1-Keep It Classy, Not Trashy – No harsh chemicals! Pearls are delicate, like my last facelift. Use lukewarm water and a drop of mild soap.

2-Rub, Don’t Scrub – Gently wipe them down with a soft cloth. If you’re scrubbing, you’re doing it wrong—this isn’t a kitchen sink!

3-Rinse Like a Lady – A quick dip in clean water, but never soak! Pearls absorb water like a bad wig absorbs sweat.

4-Dry With Dignity – Lay them flat on a towel to air dry. Hanging them? Bad idea—gravity ruins everything, trust me.

5-Give ‘Em the Royal Treatment – After drying, buff lightly with a clean cloth. Treat them like you treat your best friend—with love and a little attention.

Now go shine, darling—your pearls and your wit should always be sparkling